Thursday, January 10, 2013

Time for a Decision


No, this has nothing to do with the ‘new year resolution’ thing. I guess it has just been there on my mind for some time. While the inception of this decision owes its thanks to more than a single name, the final push, however owes its thanks to Mr V. V. Vinayak and his latest outing narcissistically named “Nayak”.

Yes, I did have the ‘privilege’ of watching this movie yesterday evening. I went into the theater with no expectations, thanks both to a slew of earlier Telugu films I had endured in theaters and to the earlier debacles of movies made by Mr. VVV. But the absence of expectations did not really invoke any positive thought in my mind about the movie, partly because the theater was almost empty in spite of it being the first day of release and mostly because the movie itself is so lack luster, so blatantly replicated and so shamelessly devoid of any sensible and good emotions.

I have, right from my adolescent years, been a self-proclaimed “fan” of the Megastar. I used to get as incessantly happy when I got to watch his movies first day-first show as I used to get sullen when something or someone stopped me from watching that first show. And my inability to cut myself away from that devotion at the first warning bell is the only thing to blame for the inevitable shift of a part of that ‘fan-loyalty’ to his successors. As you sow, so shall you reap! Chirutha was more of an overzealous video resume for Mr. Ram Charan. And Magadheera is as much a hit due to Charan as Obama is the president of the USA due to me. Orange promised a lot through the music and disappointed a lot more through Mr. Ram Charan. Racha was a nightmare better forgotten (even the “mega fans” were whistling more at Tamanna’s over-the-top but enticing gyrations than anything else). And now Nayak lives up to that trend.

I do agree that there are those characteristic dances and bloody one-man crusades in the movie that might be liked by the intended audience. So do all of Mr. Rajamouli’s movies. But that is not the reason why Mr. Rajamouli is sans a hard-hit failure till date. He imbibes a certain amount of sensible emotions that every person can relate to, or at the very least, sympathize with. Be it the mother-son longing in Chatrapathi or the helplessness of a normal citizen against a powerful and corrupt reign in Simhadri and Vikramarkudu, he has always catered to 99% of the audience classes. I do not love any of his movies but I don’t hate them too. And even today, if I don’t have anything else to do, I do like to watch any of his movies playing on the cable.

Ok, enough of the ramblings now. If you are a person who is happy and content in life and have no better things to do or learn in life than to spend some money and family time in navigating the omnipresent traffic mazes and the hordes of irresponsible human faces just to go watch a mediocre feature film that will, in no manner benefit you or for that matter anyone in the society except make those already insanely rich film people a bit richer, well, then what are you waiting for? You are as welcome to go watch the movie just to warp your mind as much as you are welcome to get drunk just to barf. Actually, for a single ticket, you will be treated to a mish mash of all such movies as Krishna, Tagore, Chathrapathi, Simhadri and Adurs.

And no, I didn’t forget about the “decision”. I have finally come to a decision to prune myself off of Tollywood just as I had pruned myself off Bollywood. Not completely of course! Just as I still do look forward to the movies from the houses of Vidhu Vinod Chopra and Anurag Kashyap, I will wait for the movies from Trivikram and Rajamouli with the same hopes and expectations as a child promised to be taken to a zoo or an amusement park. And I don’t blame Nayak or Vinayak for this. In fact, I honestly thank Vinayak for giving that final push to knock me back into my senses to save my nous faculties and money.